QuietYell Products: Nasty

Posted on Nov 1, 2008
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Be Nasty! Love your nasty groove, you nasty thing! Don’t just think those nasty thoughts; express that they’re nasty with these products!

QuietYell Products: Dead Crows (死烏鴉)

Posted on Oct 1, 2008
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These dead crows (死烏鴉) have a QuietYell™ louder than most. It is advisable to hurry to buy these Dead Crow products before they circle overhead with their death sentence!

QuietYell Products: Chairmann’s Maonnaise (‘King Mao The Best’)

Posted on Oct 1, 2007
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Chairman Máo Zédōng (毛泽东 / 毛澤東) inspires the best mayonnaise in the business, Chairmann’s Maonnaise. MM-MMM! Spread it thick on your revolutionary bread while reading your Little Red Book.

QuietYell Products: Violent

Posted on Jul 1, 2007
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As we tiptoe around a tripwire of violent outbursts, perhaps it might be good to ward off other potential offenders with these products.

QuietYell Products: Lotion Motion

Posted on Jun 1, 2007
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Seems like your QuietYell™ might become a loud one with Lotion Motion. Be loud with these products. Use with care and apply liberally.

QuietYell Products: Use Your Hand

Posted on May 1, 2007
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“I’ve got a headache… or something…. so why don’t you just use your hand…” Don’t wait until you have to say it; get these products for preemptive rejection.

QuietYell Products: I Want To Hurt Things

Posted on Apr 1, 2006
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Do you want to hurt things… random things… ? Please oh please don’t hurt us. It would hurt our heart if you didn’t by these products!

QuietYell Products: I Read Butt Frenzy

Posted on Mar 15, 2006
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This isn’t something you typically announce to the world, but perhaps you just love reading Butt Frenzy so much that you need to proclaim it passionately with these products! Read on, Friend. Read on.

QuietYell Products: Quit Hogging All The Ugly!

Posted on Mar 1, 2006
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You’re so attractive. Top-notch. The best. One to be admired. So far above others that you need a little of their ugly. Tell them to “Quit Hogging All The Ugly!” with these products!